Dad Stretch Club
Get the daily text →
one text a day · five minutes

A daily stretch text, for dads.

We text you once a day. You tap the link. You stretch for five minutes — back, shoulders, hips, hamstrings. Then you get on with your day. No app. No options. No incense.

First week free — card required. Then $1/week, cancel anytime. One text a day. Reply STOP to quit.

A dad stretching in warm dusk light
Your phone, 7:00am tomorrow
Five minutes for the lower back →

How it works

01

Pick a time

Morning coffee, lunch break, before bed. Choose once, change it whenever.

02

Get a text

A short message lands on your phone every day. One tap opens that day's routine.

03

Stretch five minutes

Five guided stretches, one minute each. Simple video, plain coaching. Done.

Why this

Built around the dad body.

Targets dad pain

Built around L4/L5, traps, tight hips, and hamstrings that haven't moved since college.

Five-minute floor

Sessions short enough to slip in before the kids find you.

No fluff, not cringey

No shouting, no influencer voice. Just plain coaching.

Survives the week

Shows up every day. Miss one, the next one is waiting.

Quick questions.

How much?

One week free, then $1/week.

Can I change the time?

Yep — just resubscribe with the same number and a new time. Latest one wins.

Will I get spam?

No. One text a day, nothing else. Reply STOP and you're out for good.

Do I need to be good at stretching?

No. These are basic stretches. If you can sit on the floor, you're fine.

First week free — card required. Then $1/week, cancel anytime. One text a day. Reply STOP to quit.